“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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teenscoolest:

can we get back to where we’ve started. i miss the times when we used to talk to each other everyday:(

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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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